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80 Sudden Poop Explosion Disease.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
20 hours ago
89 Mr. Snuffleupagus.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
21 hours ago
1 Multiple stab wounds.
Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
42 hours ago
60 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
What's my anti-drug?
49 hours ago
54 FALCON PUNCH!!!
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
55 hours ago
58 Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
55 hours ago
1 Man meat.
Beer shits.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
55 hours ago
68 Queefing.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
55 hours ago
54 Crumpets with the Queen.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
55 hours ago
76 Sucking some dicks to not get drafted.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
z | 1
A really cool hat.
x | 2
Morgan Freeman's voice.
c | 3
Being a motherfucking sorcerer.
A beached whale.
Gloryholes.
Soup that is too hot.
 
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