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__________: kid tested, mother approved.
29 hours ago
100 Bestiality.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
50 hours ago
57 Smegma.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
104 hours ago
1 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
Britney Spears at 55.
__________. It's a trap!
112 hours ago
31 Poor life choices.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
120 hours ago
121 Tentacle porn.
What will always get you laid?
141 hours ago
40 The forbidden fruit.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
188 hours ago
42 The inevitable heat death of the universe.
Why am I sticky?
188 hours ago
56 Hipsters.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
210 hours ago
36 Flightless birds.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
210 hours ago
1 Breaking out into song and dance.
Suicidal thoughts.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
z | 1
Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.
x | 2
Sucking some dicks to not get drafted.
c | 3
The plot of a Michael Bay movie.
The Thong Song.
Balls.
Actually taking candy from a baby.
 
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