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Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
16 hours ago
76 Not reciprocating oral sex.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
16 hours ago
35 The placenta.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
16 hours ago
39 Uppercuts.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
16 hours ago
27 Hurricane Katrina.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
16 hours ago
78 Bestiality.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
16 hours ago
48 Children on leashes.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
61 hours ago
41 A cooler full of organs.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
61 hours ago
59 Edible underpants.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
61 hours ago
35 Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
61 hours ago
44 AXE Body Spray.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
z | 1
Five-Dollar Footlongs™.
x | 2
Giving 110 percent.
c | 3
Figgy pudding.
Gary Coleman.
Accidentally slipping yourself a roofie.
Toni Morrison's vagina.
 
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