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When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
87 hours ago
51 Racism.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
87 hours ago
2 Actually taking candy from a baby.
Dancing with a broom.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
87 hours ago
114 Viagra®.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
91 hours ago
57 Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
91 hours ago
53 Mr. Clean, right behind you.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
91 hours ago
37 Unfathomable stupidity.
I drink to forget __________.
91 hours ago
54 Substitute teachers.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
91 hours ago
74 Kids with ass cancer.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
91 hours ago
15 The drama club.
What's that sound?
91 hours ago
17 Fancy Feast.
Why can't I sleep at night?
z | 1
Italians.
x | 2
Edible underpants.
c | 3
Farting into your petticoats and wafting it at Lord Gregory.
 
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