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Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
5 hours ago
1 Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.
Powerful thighs.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
15 hours ago
45 A reach-around.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
15 hours ago
86 Farting into your petticoats and wafting it at Lord Gregory.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
15 hours ago
59 Powerful thighs.
Why do I hurt all over?
24 hours ago
70 Raping and pillaging.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
26 hours ago
55 Leaving an awkward voicemail.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
26 hours ago
64 Eastern European Turbo-Folk music.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
26 hours ago
1 A moment of silence.
Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
39 hours ago
31 Accidentally slipping yourself a roofie.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
57 hours ago
59 Breaking out into song and dance.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
z | 1
Explosions.
x | 2
Mr. Snuffleupagus.
c | 3
Boogers.
 
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