Some Recent Plays
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
5 hours ago
28 Substitute teachers.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
8 hours ago
66 White privilege.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
8 hours ago
36 The token minority.
What gets better with age?
19 hours ago
38 Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
Betcha can't have just one!
49 hours ago
80 Sudden Poop Explosion Disease.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
49 hours ago
89 Mr. Snuffleupagus.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
49 hours ago
1 Multiple stab wounds.
Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
70 hours ago
60 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
What's my anti-drug?
78 hours ago
54 FALCON PUNCH!!!
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
84 hours ago
58 Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
z | 1
Another goddamn vampire movie.
x | 2
God.
c | 3
Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
 
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