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Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
just now
1 Porn stars.
Kim Jong-il.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
just now
43 Actually taking candy from a baby.
What are my parents hiding from me?
1 mins ago
92 Exactly what you'd expect.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
1 mins ago
2 Heartwarming orphans.
Beer shits.
What do old people smell like?
1 mins ago
29 Whipping it out.
What's the new fad diet?
2 mins ago
62 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine®.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
2 mins ago
64 A fetus.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
2 mins ago
50 Jew-fros.
__________: good to the last drop.
2 mins ago
106 Panda sex.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
3 mins ago
42 Keanu Reeves.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
z | 1
The Übermensch.
x | 2
Incest.
c | 3
Women in yogurt commercials.
The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Appreciative snapping.
Bestiality.
 
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