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I drink to forget __________.
just now
75 Passable transvestites.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
just now
43 Statistically validated stereotypes.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
just now
36 Amputees.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
1 mins ago
59 Edible underpants.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
1 mins ago
100 The clitoris.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
1 mins ago
70 The World of Warcraft.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
1 mins ago
63 Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
2 mins ago
67 Pixelated bukkake.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
2 mins ago
57 Racism.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
2 mins ago
85 Hurricane Katrina.
Why can't I sleep at night?
z | 1
Racism.
x | 2
Grave robbing.
c | 3
Natural male enhancement.
 
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