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During sex, I like to think about __________.
117 hours ago
115 Elderly Japanese men.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
117 hours ago
40 Shaft.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
144 hours ago
116 The boners of the elderly.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
145 hours ago
30 Quiche.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
190 hours ago
94 Hipsters.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
359 hours ago
45 A web of lies.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
376 hours ago
35 Mad hacky-sack skills.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
586 hours ago
59 Passable transvestites.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
589 hours ago
1 Sexy pillow fights.
Police brutality.
What gets better with age?
595 hours ago
115 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
z | 1
Four Loko.
x | 2
Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
c | 3
Sudden Poop Explosion Disease.
 
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