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The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
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68 Women in yogurt commercials.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
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A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
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I drink to forget __________.
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Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
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I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
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88 My dick.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
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This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
z | 1
The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge.
x | 2
Friendly fire.
c | 3
The Kool-Aid Man.
 
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