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__________. That's how I want to die.
just now
51 Natural selection.
Why do I hurt all over?
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71 Coughing into a vagina.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
1 mins ago
115 A big black dick.
What's that smell?
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62 The shambling corpse of Larry King.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
1 mins ago
1 Being a dinosaur.
Sean Penn.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
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39 Bingeing and purging.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
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91 Nubile slave boys.
What helps Obama unwind?
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I drink to forget __________.
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75 Passable transvestites.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
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Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
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Masturbation.
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Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
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An honest cop with nothing left to lose.
 
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