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What never fails to liven up the party?
66 hours ago
61 Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
85 hours ago
1 A passionate Latino lover.
Doing the right thing.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
86 hours ago
71 The economy.
__________. It's a trap!
87 hours ago
31 Keanu Reeves.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
90 hours ago
1 Quivering jowls.
Suicidal thoughts.
What am I giving up for Lent?
90 hours ago
23 Flash flooding.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
90 hours ago
37 My relationship status.
What do old people smell like?
90 hours ago
17 Dancing with a broom.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
90 hours ago
46 Gary Coleman.
What's the most emo?
90 hours ago
44 Smegma.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
z | 1
The clitoris.
x | 2
Domino's™ Oreo™ Dessert Pizza.
c | 3
Wifely duties.
 
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