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After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
47 mins ago
45 A web of lies.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
17 hours ago
35 Mad hacky-sack skills.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
227 hours ago
59 Passable transvestites.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
230 hours ago
1 Sexy pillow fights.
Police brutality.
What gets better with age?
236 hours ago
115 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
248 hours ago
87 Raping and pillaging.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
248 hours ago
75 Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
248 hours ago
46 Scalping.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
248 hours ago
44 Roofies.
What are my parents hiding from me?
256 hours ago
81 Erectile dysfunction.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
z | 1
The miracle of childbirth.
x | 2
A balanced breakfast.
c | 3
Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.
Making sex at her.
Domino's™ Oreo™ Dessert Pizza.
Assless chaps.
 
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