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In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
just now
59 Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
just now
60 Vigorous jazz hands.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
just now
73 The homosexual agenda.
What never fails to liven up the party?
1 mins ago
104 Bestiality.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
1 mins ago
41 The inevitable heat death of the universe.
What are my parents hiding from me?
1 mins ago
91 Nipple blades.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
2 mins ago
55 Tom Cruise.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
2 mins ago
57 Passing a kidney stone.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
2 mins ago
56 A fetus.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
2 mins ago
109 Panda sex.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
z | 1
Masturbation.
x | 2
Grave robbing.
c | 3
A disappointing birthday party.
 
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