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What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
3 hours ago
52 Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
3 hours ago
32 Heteronormativity.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
5 hours ago
28 Crippling debt.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
5 hours ago
40 Tripping balls.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
5 hours ago
58 The Kool-Aid Man.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
5 hours ago
1 An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
Deflowering the princess.
What will always get you laid?
5 hours ago
82 Preteens.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
5 hours ago
42 Sharing needles.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
5 hours ago
102 Child abuse.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
28 hours ago
51 Peanut Butter Jelly Time.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
z | 1
A web of lies.
x | 2
A death ray.
c | 3
Jean-Claude Van Damme.
 
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