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A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
15 hours ago
54 Tripping balls.
What ended my last relationship?
15 hours ago
76 White people.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
15 hours ago
102 Necrophilia.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
15 hours ago
97 Morgan Freeman's voice.
What's my anti-drug?
15 hours ago
44 Beer shits.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
15 hours ago
17 Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
15 hours ago
57 God.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
15 hours ago
99 2 Girls 1 Cup.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
15 hours ago
106 A sad handjob.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
15 hours ago
59 Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
z | 1
A wisecracking terrorist.
x | 2
Scientology.
c | 3
Making a pouty face.
 
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