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What will always get you laid?
5 hours ago
79 An anal probe.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
28 hours ago
74 Sunshine and rainbows.
What's that sound?
70 hours ago
50 New Age music.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
70 hours ago
69 Scrotum tickling.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
70 hours ago
32 An honest cop with nothing left to lose.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
70 hours ago
19 YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
70 hours ago
54 Lunchables™.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
70 hours ago
62 A middle-aged man on roller skates.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
70 hours ago
67 Not reciprocating oral sex.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
70 hours ago
46 A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
z | 1
Goats eating cans.
x | 2
Appreciative snapping.
c | 3
Altar boys.
 
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