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Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
9 hours ago
76 Not reciprocating oral sex.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
9 hours ago
35 The placenta.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
9 hours ago
39 Uppercuts.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
9 hours ago
27 Hurricane Katrina.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
9 hours ago
78 Bestiality.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
9 hours ago
48 Children on leashes.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
54 hours ago
41 A cooler full of organs.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
54 hours ago
59 Edible underpants.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
54 hours ago
35 Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
54 hours ago
44 AXE Body Spray.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
z | 1
Mad cow disease.
x | 2
Take-backsies.
c | 3
Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale.
 
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