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During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
just now
133 My vagina.
Why do I hurt all over?
just now
49 Cheating in the Special Olympics.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
1 mins ago
33 A murder most foul.
__________: good to the last drop.
1 mins ago
113 Alcoholism.
It's a trap!
1 mins ago
51 Sunshine and rainbows.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
1 mins ago
46 Eastern European Turbo-Folk music.
War! What is it good for?
2 mins ago
54 Porn stars.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
3 mins ago
79 A micropenis.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
3 mins ago
68 BATMAN!!!
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
3 mins ago
111 My genitals.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
z | 1
A cooler full of organs.
x | 2
Shorties and blunts.
c | 3
Five-Dollar Footlongs™.
 
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