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When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
9 hours ago
116 The boners of the elderly.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
9 hours ago
30 Quiche.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
55 hours ago
94 Hipsters.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
224 hours ago
45 A web of lies.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
240 hours ago
35 Mad hacky-sack skills.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
451 hours ago
59 Passable transvestites.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
454 hours ago
1 Sexy pillow fights.
Police brutality.
What gets better with age?
460 hours ago
115 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
472 hours ago
87 Raping and pillaging.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
472 hours ago
75 Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
z | 1
Fabricating statistics.
x | 2
Pterodactyl eggs.
c | 3
Hope.
 
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