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He who controls __________ controls the world.
just now
61 The milk man.
What gets better with age?
1 mins ago
37 Space muffins.
What helps Obama unwind?
1 mins ago
98 Bitches.
__________. High five, bro.
1 mins ago
58 Obesity.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
2 mins ago
35 Customer service representatives.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
3 mins ago
36 Ominous background music.
I drink to forget __________.
3 mins ago
87 Literally eating shit.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
4 mins ago
28 Riding off into the sunset.
What's my secret power?
5 mins ago
61 Police brutality.
Why am I sticky?
6 mins ago
51 White privilege.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
z | 1
Cards Against Humanity.
x | 2
Being a busy adult with many important things to do.
c | 3
Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
 
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