Some Recent Plays
What's my anti-drug?
12 hours ago
68 Tripping balls.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
12 hours ago
74 Another goddamn vampire movie.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
12 hours ago
95 Testicular torsion.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
12 hours ago
31 A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
13 hours ago
37 Drinking alone.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
13 hours ago
23 Consultants.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
13 hours ago
36 An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.
What's a girl's best friend?
13 hours ago
92 Nipple blades.
What's the most emo?
13 hours ago
98 Genital piercings.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
13 hours ago
61 Being a dick to children.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
z | 1
A sad handjob.
x | 2
Free samples.
c | 3
Gladiatorial combat.
 
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