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What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
2 hours ago
52 Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
3 hours ago
32 Heteronormativity.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
5 hours ago
28 Crippling debt.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
5 hours ago
40 Tripping balls.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
5 hours ago
58 The Kool-Aid Man.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
5 hours ago
1 An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
Deflowering the princess.
What will always get you laid?
5 hours ago
82 Preteens.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
5 hours ago
42 Sharing needles.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
5 hours ago
102 Child abuse.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
28 hours ago
51 Peanut Butter Jelly Time.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
z | 1
Switching to Geico.
x | 2
Nocturnal emissions.
c | 3
A reach-around.
 
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