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When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
just now
64 Oversized lollipops.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
just now
24 New Age music.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
just now
99 Bond, James Bond.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
1 mins ago
71 The KKK.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
1 mins ago
30 (I am doing Kegels right now.)
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
1 mins ago
92 A vajazzled vagina.
What will always get you laid?
2 mins ago
34 Shaft.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
2 mins ago
43 Third base.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
2 mins ago
1 Morgan Freeman's voice.
The gays.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
3 mins ago
1 Republicans.
Historical revisionism.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
z | 1
Masturbation.
x | 2
Being a dinosaur.
c | 3
Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars.
 
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