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I drink to forget __________.
just now
56 Horrifying laser hair removal accidents.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
just now
89 Obesity.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
just now
75 Child abuse.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
just now
56 Go-gurt.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
just now
1 Getting abducted by Peter Pan.
The Jews.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
24 hours ago
54 Tripping balls.
What ended my last relationship?
24 hours ago
76 White people.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
24 hours ago
102 Necrophilia.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
24 hours ago
97 Morgan Freeman's voice.
What's my anti-drug?
24 hours ago
44 Beer shits.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
z | 1
A cooler full of organs.
x | 2
Kim Jong-il.
c | 3
Sniffing glue.
 
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