Some Recent Plays
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
just now
38 The Donald Trump Seal of Approval™.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
just now
98 Nicolas Cage.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
1 mins ago
112 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
1 mins ago
107 Sucking some dicks to not get drafted.
What's the crustiest?
1 mins ago
114 A big black dick.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
10 hours ago
33 The hiccups.
I drink to forget __________.
32 hours ago
33 Apologizing.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
49 hours ago
73 The placenta.
White people like __________.
49 hours ago
62 The homosexual agenda.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
49 hours ago
103 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
z | 1
Dead babies.
x | 2
Eugenics.
c | 3
Accidentally slipping yourself a roofie.
 
640
120
Three Card Five Card
Click a card (or use the keyboard shortcuts) to select it as the winner for this hand.

This is a work in progress - inspired by, but not affiliated with, the amazing folks at Cards Against Humanity.
The cards are a mix of CAH originals and custom original words and phrases.
#CAHOnline | by @dojohnso | Feedback & Support