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I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
just now
1 Republicans.
Historical revisionism.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
just now
79 Barack Obama.
War! What is it good for?
1 mins ago
93 Kamikaze pilots.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
1 mins ago
81 Getting so angry that you pop a boner.
__________. High five, bro.
2 mins ago
100 White privilege.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
2 mins ago
58 Lunchables™.
Why do I hurt all over?
2 mins ago
79 Sexy Siamese twins.
Why can't I sleep at night?
3 mins ago
59 PCP.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
3 mins ago
1 Waiting 'til marriage.
Erectile dysfunction.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
3 mins ago
34 The Chinese gymnastics team.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
z | 1
Mathletes.
x | 2
George Clooney's musk.
c | 3
Scientology.
Hormone injections.
Ghosts.
Not giving a shit about the Third World.
 
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