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He who controls __________ controls the world.
2 hours ago
121 Tentacle porn.
What will always get you laid?
22 hours ago
40 The forbidden fruit.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
69 hours ago
42 The inevitable heat death of the universe.
Why am I sticky?
69 hours ago
56 Hipsters.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
91 hours ago
36 Flightless birds.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
91 hours ago
1 Breaking out into song and dance.
Suicidal thoughts.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
101 hours ago
57 Vehicular manslaughter.
What will always get you laid?
101 hours ago
69 All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.
__________. That's how I want to die.
115 hours ago
69 Sniffing glue.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
125 hours ago
67 Sexy Siamese twins.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
z | 1
Passive-aggressive Post-it notes.
x | 2
Prosti-tots.
c | 3
Sexy pillow fights.
 
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