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In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
22 hours ago
50 A low standard of living.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
22 hours ago
1 A gentle caress of the inner thigh.
Altar boys.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
22 hours ago
2 Puppies!
Harry Potter erotica.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
22 hours ago
84 Not reciprocating oral sex.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
22 hours ago
62 Michelle Obama's arms.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
22 hours ago
1 Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.
My humps.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
22 hours ago
1 Overpowering your father.
Bingeing and purging.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
22 hours ago
53 Jewish fraternities.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
22 hours ago
97 Pooping in the soup.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
22 hours ago
60 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
z | 1
Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.
x | 2
Roofies.
c | 3
A clandestine butt scratch.
Children on leashes.
The miracle of childbirth.
Racially-biased SAT questions.
 
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