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A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
100 mins ago
54 Tripping balls.
What ended my last relationship?
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76 White people.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
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102 Necrophilia.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
101 mins ago
97 Morgan Freeman's voice.
What's my anti-drug?
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44 Beer shits.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
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Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
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57 God.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
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99 2 Girls 1 Cup.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
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106 A sad handjob.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
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59 Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
z | 1
Mathletes.
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Dead babies.
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The Blood of Christ.
Hormone injections.
Sean Connery.
My machete.
 
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