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That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
20 hours ago
1 Mathletes.
Hormone injections.
__________. It's a trap!
106 hours ago
44 Police brutality.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
106 hours ago
87 Masturbation.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
106 hours ago
1 The Übermensch.
The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
109 hours ago
53 My sex life.
Why can't I sleep at night?
109 hours ago
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Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
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In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
419 hours ago
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444 hours ago
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What do old people smell like?
566 hours ago
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What never fails to liven up the party?
z | 1
Aaron Burr.
x | 2
Bananas in Pajamas.
c | 3
Rip Torn dropkicking anti-Semitic lesbians.
 
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