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__________. High five, bro.
just now
78 Sudden Poop Explosion Disease.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
just now
92 Zeus's sexual appetites.
__________. That's how I want to die.
just now
51 Natural selection.
Why do I hurt all over?
1 mins ago
71 Coughing into a vagina.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
1 mins ago
115 A big black dick.
What's that smell?
1 mins ago
62 The shambling corpse of Larry King.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
1 mins ago
1 Being a dinosaur.
Sean Penn.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
2 mins ago
39 Bingeing and purging.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
2 mins ago
91 Nubile slave boys.
What helps Obama unwind?
2 mins ago
62 Penis envy.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
z | 1
The Übermensch.
x | 2
Swooping.
c | 3
Smallpox blankets.
The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
A sad handjob.
Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
 
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