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In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
just now
1 Front butt.
Sexy Siamese twins.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
just now
55 Hulk Hogan.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
just now
1 A bloody pacifier.
Uppercuts.
Why can't I sleep at night?
1 mins ago
46 Raptor attacks.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
1 mins ago
84 Enormous Scandinavian women.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
2 mins ago
28 Four Loko.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
2 mins ago
95 Fiery poops.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
2 mins ago
63 Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
__________. High five, bro.
2 mins ago
78 Sudden Poop Explosion Disease.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
3 mins ago
92 Zeus's sexual appetites.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
z | 1
The South.
x | 2
Coat hanger abortions.
c | 3
All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.
 
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