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What are my parents hiding from me?
48 hours ago
60 A sausage festival.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
48 hours ago
27 Historical revisionism.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
74 hours ago
38 The Hamburglar.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
88 hours ago
31 Mutually-assured destruction.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
106 hours ago
132 German dungeon porn.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
106 hours ago
41 The invisible hand.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
167 hours ago
68 Dwarf tossing.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
167 hours ago
117 BATMAN!!!
During sex, I like to think about __________.
167 hours ago
33 Bingeing and purging.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
167 hours ago
67 Laying an egg.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
z | 1
Teaching a robot to love.
x | 2
Breaking out into song and dance.
c | 3
A gassy antelope.
The heart of a child.
Judge Judy.
Dead babies.
 
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