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What's my anti-drug?
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86 Those times when you get sand in your vagina.
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139 hours ago
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During sex, I like to think about __________.
225 hours ago
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But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
298 hours ago
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A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
376 hours ago
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What's the crustiest?
426 hours ago
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MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
454 hours ago
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What never fails to liven up the party?
454 hours ago
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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
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What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
711 hours ago
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The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
z | 1
Scrubbing under the folds.
x | 2
The Underground Railroad.
c | 3
Licking things to claim them as your own.
 
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