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__________. That's how I want to die.
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69 Sniffing glue.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
10 hours ago
67 Sexy Siamese twins.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
31 hours ago
53 Arnold Schwarzenegger.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
31 hours ago
93 Balls.
Why do I hurt all over?
31 hours ago
70 Sweet, sweet vengeance.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
33 hours ago
60 Tangled Slinkys.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
33 hours ago
53 Wifely duties.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
33 hours ago
94 Pictures of boobs.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
33 hours ago
48 Racially-biased SAT questions.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
33 hours ago
34 Clams.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
z | 1
Waking up half- naked in a Denny's parking lot.
x | 2
Shorties and blunts.
c | 3
A big hoopla about nothing.
Stranger danger.
Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry.
Panda sex.
 
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