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After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
39 mins ago
89 A can of whoop-ass.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
40 mins ago
42 Steve Irwin.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
50 hours ago
39 Sarah Palin.
What's the crustiest?
136 hours ago
50 Lunchables™.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
137 hours ago
36 Saxophone solos.
What helps Obama unwind?
224 hours ago
48 PCP.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
237 hours ago
54 Being rich.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
284 hours ago
126 German dungeon porn.
I drink to forget __________.
284 hours ago
99 Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
329 hours ago
12 (I am doing Kegels right now.)
__________. That's how I want to die.
z | 1
A stray pube.
x | 2
The American Dream.
c | 3
People who smell their own socks.
 
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