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What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
11 hours ago
73 The placenta.
White people like __________.
11 hours ago
62 The homosexual agenda.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
11 hours ago
103 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
11 hours ago
102 The Chinese gymnastics team.
__________. It's a trap!
11 hours ago
54 Deflowering the princess.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
16 hours ago
120 Bill Nye the Science Guy.
__________. That's how I want to die.
88 hours ago
58 Authentic Mexican cuisine.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
88 hours ago
78 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
What's that sound?
88 hours ago
66 White privilege.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
88 hours ago
31 A rival dojo.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
z | 1
Masturbation.
x | 2
An anal probe.
c | 3
Doin' it in the butt.
 
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