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__________: kid tested, mother approved.
just now
46 Eastern European Turbo-Folk music.
War! What is it good for?
1 mins ago
54 Porn stars.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
1 mins ago
79 A micropenis.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
1 mins ago
68 BATMAN!!!
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
2 mins ago
111 My genitals.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
2 mins ago
76 Rip Torn dropkicking anti-Semitic lesbians.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
2 mins ago
1 Steve Irwin.
2 Girls 1 Cup.
What am I giving up for Lent?
3 mins ago
77 Being a dick to children.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
3 mins ago
1 Children on leashes.
A hot mess.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
3 mins ago
41 Cuddling.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
z | 1
A wheelchair death race.
x | 2
Alcoholism.
c | 3
Gandalf.
 
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