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Why can't I sleep at night?
just now
46 Raptor attacks.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
just now
84 Enormous Scandinavian women.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
1 mins ago
28 Four Loko.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
1 mins ago
95 Fiery poops.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
1 mins ago
63 Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
__________. High five, bro.
1 mins ago
78 Sudden Poop Explosion Disease.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
2 mins ago
92 Zeus's sexual appetites.
__________. That's how I want to die.
2 mins ago
51 Natural selection.
Why do I hurt all over?
2 mins ago
71 Coughing into a vagina.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
3 mins ago
115 A big black dick.
Why can't I sleep at night?
z | 1
Racism.
x | 2
The hardworking Mexican.
c | 3
Switching to Geico.
 
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