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When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
just now
22 Dave Matthews Band.
__________. It's a trap!
just now
55 Martha Stewart.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
just now
60 An icepick lobotomy.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
just now
61 Being a motherfucking sorcerer.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
1 mins ago
101 Pedophiles.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
1 mins ago
1 Front butt.
Sexy Siamese twins.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
1 mins ago
55 Hulk Hogan.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
1 mins ago
1 A bloody pacifier.
Uppercuts.
Why can't I sleep at night?
2 mins ago
46 Raptor attacks.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
2 mins ago
84 Enormous Scandinavian women.
Why can't I sleep at night?
z | 1
Racism.
x | 2
The Hamburglar.
c | 3
Dry heaving.
 
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