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What's a girl's best friend?
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36 Skeletor.
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR __________.
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45 Italians.
__________? There's an app for that.
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70 Testicular torsion.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
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76 Foreskin.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
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22 Dave Matthews Band.
__________. It's a trap!
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55 Martha Stewart.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
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60 An icepick lobotomy.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
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61 Being a motherfucking sorcerer.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
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101 Pedophiles.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
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1 Front butt.
Sexy Siamese twins.
What do old people smell like?
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The Care Bear Stare.
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Wifely duties.
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College.
 
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