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Why do I hurt all over?
just now
71 Coughing into a vagina.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
just now
115 A big black dick.
What's that smell?
just now
62 The shambling corpse of Larry King.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
just now
1 Being a dinosaur.
Sean Penn.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
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39 Bingeing and purging.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
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91 Nubile slave boys.
What helps Obama unwind?
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62 Penis envy.
I drink to forget __________.
2 mins ago
75 Passable transvestites.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
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43 Statistically validated stereotypes.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
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36 Amputees.
What do old people smell like?
z | 1
The Care Bear Stare.
x | 2
Christopher Walken.
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PCP.
 
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