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A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
117 mins ago
54 Tripping balls.
What ended my last relationship?
117 mins ago
76 White people.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
117 mins ago
102 Necrophilia.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
117 mins ago
97 Morgan Freeman's voice.
What's my anti-drug?
118 mins ago
44 Beer shits.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
118 mins ago
17 Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
119 mins ago
57 God.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
119 mins ago
99 2 Girls 1 Cup.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
119 mins ago
106 A sad handjob.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
2 hours ago
59 Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
z | 1
Mathletes.
x | 2
Getting really high.
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A beached whale.
Hormone injections.
Me time.
An honest cop with nothing left to lose.
 
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