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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
just now
99 Bond, James Bond.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
just now
71 The KKK.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
1 mins ago
30 (I am doing Kegels right now.)
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
1 mins ago
92 A vajazzled vagina.
What will always get you laid?
1 mins ago
34 Shaft.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
1 mins ago
43 Third base.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
2 mins ago
1 Morgan Freeman's voice.
The gays.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
2 mins ago
1 Republicans.
Historical revisionism.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
2 mins ago
79 Barack Obama.
War! What is it good for?
3 mins ago
93 Kamikaze pilots.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
z | 1
Forgetting the Alamo.
x | 2
Lady Gaga.
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