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War! What is it good for?
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93 Kamikaze pilots.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
just now
81 Getting so angry that you pop a boner.
__________. High five, bro.
1 mins ago
100 White privilege.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
1 mins ago
58 Lunchables™.
Why do I hurt all over?
1 mins ago
79 Sexy Siamese twins.
Why can't I sleep at night?
2 mins ago
59 PCP.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
2 mins ago
1 Waiting 'til marriage.
Erectile dysfunction.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
2 mins ago
34 The Chinese gymnastics team.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
3 mins ago
101 A micropenis.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
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128 Tentacle porn.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
z | 1
Mathletes.
x | 2
A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette.
c | 3
Ominous background music.
Hormone injections.
Passive-aggressive Post-it notes.
Eastern European Turbo-Folk music.
 
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