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What never fails to liven up the party?
just now
41 A big hoopla about nothing.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
2 mins ago
74 The Little Engine That Could.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
4 mins ago
1 Ethnic cleansing.
Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
5 mins ago
2 Farting and walking away.
Pabst Blue Ribbon.
What's that smell?
7 mins ago
54 The Kool-Aid Man.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
8 mins ago
39 Waterboarding.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
10 mins ago
61 Martha Stewart.
What's my secret power?
11 mins ago
53 The Force.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
21 mins ago
77 Former President George W. Bush.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
22 mins ago
1 Sniffing glue.
A murder most foul.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
z | 1
The Rapture.
x | 2
Natural selection.
c | 3
The homosexual agenda.
 
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