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I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
19 mins ago
45 Impotence.
Betcha can't have just one!
20 mins ago
58 Robbing a sperm bank.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
20 mins ago
55 Mr. Snuffleupagus.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
21 mins ago
121 Anal beads.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
22 mins ago
74 Cockfights.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
22 mins ago
41 Bond, James Bond.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
22 mins ago
34 Peeing a little bit.
__________. That's how I want to die.
23 mins ago
46 Foreskin.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
23 mins ago
77 Dying.
__________. It's a trap!
24 mins ago
53 GivesMeHope.com
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
z | 1
Pooping in the soup.
x | 2
Zeus's sexual appetites.
c | 3
Natural selection.
Kids with ass cancer.
Robbing a sperm bank.
Horrifying laser hair removal accidents.
 
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