Some Recent Plays
White people like __________.
11 hours ago
31 Fancy Feast®.
What's my anti-drug?
202 hours ago
86 Those times when you get sand in your vagina.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
238 hours ago
117 An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
324 hours ago
52 A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
397 hours ago
17 Guys who don't call.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
475 hours ago
28 Ghosts.
What's the crustiest?
526 hours ago
32 Stranger danger.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
553 hours ago
67 Teenage pregnancy.
What never fails to liven up the party?
553 hours ago
65 Asians who aren't good at math.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
553 hours ago
29 Historical revisionism.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
z | 1
The homosexual agenda.
x | 2
Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
c | 3
Peeing a little bit.
Explosions.
The chronic.
Whipping it out.
 
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