Some Recent Plays
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
13 mins ago
47 Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
16 mins ago
83 Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
25 mins ago
60 GoGurt.
What do old people smell like?
27 mins ago
21 Actually taking candy from a baby.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
73 hours ago
51 Half-assed foreplay.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
113 hours ago
100 Bestiality.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
134 hours ago
57 Smegma.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
188 hours ago
1 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
Britney Spears at 55.
__________. It's a trap!
196 hours ago
31 Poor life choices.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
204 hours ago
121 Tentacle porn.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
z | 1
The violation of our most basic human rights.
x | 2
Authentic Mexican cuisine.
c | 3
Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
 
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